Not Your Mama's Diet: sick humor

The Monarchy

We're a fat married couple in our mid-thirties with four skinny kids (two who are living with us - The Prince and The Princess) taking the road less traveled to health. We're sadly out of shape and determined to get fit--gradually and sanely. No cottage cheese and peaches served on lettuce leaves, please! This ain't your mama's diet! We just moved from the suburbs to the country and since dying young isn't in the master plan, we're going to grow organic food, raise chickens and find our inner Brad and Angela!