Not Your Mama's Diet: Thursday Thirteen #2: 13 Refrigerator Magnets About Fat

The Monarchy

We're a fat married couple in our mid-thirties with four skinny kids (two who are living with us - The Prince and The Princess) taking the road less traveled to health. We're sadly out of shape and determined to get fit--gradually and sanely. No cottage cheese and peaches served on lettuce leaves, please! This ain't your mama's diet! We just moved from the suburbs to the country and since dying young isn't in the master plan, we're going to grow organic food, raise chickens and find our inner Brad and Angela!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #2: 13 Refrigerator Magnets About Fat

13 Refrigerator Magnets About Fat

1. If we really are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

2. I'm out of chocolate and I have a gun.

3. Eat, drink and be merry - for tomorrow they may cancel your Visa.

4. Everyone who diets gains in the end.

5. I am not fat, I am calorically gifted.

6. Life is unsure, so always eat your dessert first.

7. You are overweight if you are living beyond your seams.

8. Diet and exercise to fight hazardous waists.

9. The Joy of Not Cooking.

10. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

11. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

12. I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall.

13. On a scale of 1 to 10......We'd weigh a lot less!

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15 comments:

SandyCarlson said...: You had me laughing! 1 through 3 were my favorites!; January 16, 2008 at 6:42 PM
Hootin Anni said...: Love 'em. I like the non-chocolate owner with a gun. LOL

And the one I have is "Two too many Turkeys in the kitchen [and it's shaped like a turkey]

My T-13 is posted. Won't you join me?; January 16, 2008 at 6:45 PM
orneryswife said...: I have two more for you: "Fridge Pickers Wear Bigger Knickers"

And the other one is a pair of pigs that says: "We've got to stop eating like this."

Fun list! Happy TT
TM; January 16, 2008 at 8:39 PM
Sandee said...: I love them all. I'm stealing them too. Thanks for the laughs. Have a great TT. :); January 16, 2008 at 9:23 PM
Shesawriter said...: I like number one! :-)

Happy TT!

My Thursday Thirteen: Favorite American Idols; January 16, 2008 at 10:49 PM
Open Grove Claudia said...: Amazing list. Do you own all of them or collected the sayings? Our refrigerator has boring things like one from the insurance company and one that converts to metric. You inspire!

Happy TT; January 16, 2008 at 11:13 PM
SJ Reidhead said...: Please tell me you are kidding about the photo below with the "Diet Water"

SJR
The Pink Flamingo
http://thepinkflamingo.blogharbor.com/blog; January 17, 2008 at 12:12 AM
Joyful Days said...: Those are really great. And very true.; January 17, 2008 at 2:27 AM
Anonymous said...: Hahaa..I'm #1..; January 17, 2008 at 9:51 AM
Bloggers said...: great magnets.; January 17, 2008 at 10:30 AM
tasha said...: Giggly list today! Thanks! Happy TT!!

http://brown-partyofsix.blogspot.com/2008/01/thursday-thirteen-ed-2.html; January 17, 2008 at 12:08 PM
0 said...: Those are too funny and unfortunately true!; January 17, 2008 at 12:34 PM
Holly said...: Ha ha - my favorite work out shirt said your #12!

Happy TT-13!

Smiles,

Holly
http://theabundanceplace.com; January 17, 2008 at 1:04 PM
Laura Brown said...: Laughed at more than a few of those.; January 17, 2008 at 6:14 PM
Anonymous said...: LOL!! a couple of those really had me laughing out loud lol which makes my dog look at me funny coz i'm alone in the room :); January 18, 2008 at 6:22 PM