Thursday, January 17, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #2: 13 Refrigerator Magnets About Fat

13 Refrigerator Magnets About Fat

1. If we really are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

2. I'm out of chocolate and I have a gun.

3. Eat, drink and be merry - for tomorrow they may cancel your Visa.

4. Everyone who diets gains in the end.

5. I am not fat, I am calorically gifted.

6. Life is unsure, so always eat your dessert first.

7. You are overweight if you are living beyond your seams.

8. Diet and exercise to fight hazardous waists.

9. The Joy of Not Cooking.

10. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

11. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

12. I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall.

13. On a scale of 1 to 10......We'd weigh a lot less!

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Sandy Carlson said...

You had me laughing! 1 through 3 were my favorites!

Hootin' Anni said...

Love 'em. I like the non-chocolate owner with a gun. LOL

And the one I have is "Two too many Turkeys in the kitchen [and it's shaped like a turkey]

My T-13 is posted. Won't you join me?

Ornery's Wife said...

I have two more for you: "Fridge Pickers Wear Bigger Knickers"

And the other one is a pair of pigs that says: "We've got to stop eating like this."

Fun list! Happy TT

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

I love them all. I'm stealing them too. Thanks for the laughs. Have a great TT. :)

Shesawriter said...

I like number one! :-)

Happy TT!

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Open Grove Claudia said...

Amazing list. Do you own all of them or collected the sayings? Our refrigerator has boring things like one from the insurance company and one that converts to metric. You inspire!

Happy TT

SJ Reidhead said...

Please tell me you are kidding about the photo below with the "Diet Water"

The Pink Flamingo

Joyful Days said...

Those are really great. And very true.

Wolfie said...

Hahaa..I'm #1..

Bloggers said...

great magnets.

tasha said...

Giggly list today! Thanks! Happy TT!!

Slacking Overachiever said...

Those are too funny and unfortunately true!

Holly said...

Ha ha - my favorite work out shirt said your #12!

Happy TT-13!



Laura said...

Laughed at more than a few of those.

badpuppydog said...

LOL!! a couple of those really had me laughing out loud lol which makes my dog look at me funny coz i'm alone in the room :)

Queen Bee's Buzzin' on Down

King Harley's Revvin' on Down